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Batman is a man dressed like a bat. He's an eccentric millionaire and he fights crime in his spare time. He isn't very batlike. Especially his eyes and ears. When he has his helmet/cape on, there are no ear holes for him to hear. His hearing probably is really bad when he's in the suit unlike real bats with their far superior hearing. Bats are also blind but Batman has holes for his eyes. He probably has really good vision because I don't see Batman wearing any glasses. What Batman really should where is a helmet/cape that has big ear holes and no eyeholes.
posted by Charles Wang 4:10 AM | 1 comments