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I think everyone should invest in a nice quality stapler. Invest $20 and buy a nice metal Swingline stapler. There's nothing like a nice heavy stapler. It staples smoothly and with very little effort. It will last you a lifetime.
posted by Charles Wang 4:16 PM | 0 comments
Ronald Reagan died today.
posted by Charles Wang 8:31 PM | 0 comments
I've been hearing Jessica Simpson's song on the radio quite frequently recently. She sang a remake of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away." She took a perfectly good song and ruined it. People have been doing this to movies, too. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were going to do a remake of Casablanca. Why? Why take a good movie and ruin it? New idea: take bad movies and bad songs and do a remake of it. It might make them better. Let's make all songs just a little bit better.
posted by Charles Wang 4:05 PM | 0 comments