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Santa Claus really does exist! There are two main reasons. First the world is spinning. Santa can travel in the opposite direction of the spin. This will give him more time to deliver the presents. Second, not all kids are nice. Like what the song says Santa "knows when you've been bad or good." Most kids are not nice. A good 99.99998% of the kids have done something bad during the year. They do not deserve to get presents. Santa probably only has about 7 houses to deliver presents to on Christmas Eve. Santa, of course, has his super flying reindeer and sled. The elves only have to make about 7 toys. Elves are not very hard working. What does Santa do for the rest of the year? He's out in public all the time. You probably have seen him disguised in his civilian clothing.
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