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A few years ago I dreamt up an idea to take over the world. I'll probably never be able to go through with it but dreams are good. First, I will run for president of the United States. My one and only platform would be to save the people of the United States of America money by not painting the black line between the two yellow lines on the road. If you notice, whenever there's a double yellow line on the ground, there is a solid black line between the two yellows. That will save the American people one-third the regular cost of painting double yellow lines on the road. When I am president, I will destroy the current form of government. I will then be known as the High Commander. I will have a selected group of people that will assist me. I will then engage in a compromise of common borders between the United States, Canada, and Mexico. United States has the intelligence and ingenuity. Canada has the land and resources. Mexico has the hard working labor force. Together, we will become to most powerful nation in the world.
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