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I see these animal radicals on the news sometimes freeing lobsters. They go to grocery stores to purchase lobsters and take a boat out to the middle of the ocean and let them free. They sure love animals. But why stop there? Let's free all imprisoned animals. Free the rabbits that are trapped in their little cages so they can roam and populate the fields and meadows. Tell the farmer to tare down this barbed wired fenced so the cows can graze wherever it chooses. Cut the leashes of dogs so they can wander the city streets. Pour your salt water fish into the sewers since all drains lead to ocean. Let freedom ring!!!
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