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I work on the 30th floor in my building. The elevators are super fast. The elevator I take only stops between the 20th floor and the 30th floor. I hate it when a lot of people cram in the same elevator. It's not because I don't like a cramped elevator which I don't, but it has to make stops at almost every floor. It doesn't go slowly between floors but it shoots like a rocket. You fell multiple positive Gs and then multiple negative Gs. It's like one of those rides at amusement parks that shoot you straight up into the sky. The elevator is worse than a roller coaster. I leave the elevator sick every time.
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